A typical Mars Vs Venus scenario that reigns true when dating a Sydney-sider (based on means tested situations with Sydney based guys and gals)
Dual thought process after a first date that wasn’t a complete disaster:
Girl:
I really like him, he was such a gentleman, we really had the spark
Guy:
Damn I held the door open for her and still didn’t get laid
Dual thought process the day after:
Girl:
I definitely think I’ll hear from him, he said that “when we hang out again” and he was talking about his family and asking loads of questions
Guy:
Hmmm do I want pizza or Mexican for dinner today?!
After neither has got a text after 3 days:
Girl:
What if he got his phone stolen? What if he got on with me SO well that he’s freaked out and backed off? What if his memory got erased off his phone and now he has no way of contacting me?
Guy:
Huh, maybe I’ll drop her a text
After receiving first text after first date:
Girl:
I knew we had chemistry, I’m so excited for him to take me out again. He’s so not like the other guys I’ve been with!
Guy:
Boom she text back, the 3 day rule always works! Now maybe I’ll get laid on date 2!
Text to friends as they’re on their way to date two
Girl:
I’m so excited, I wore a nice skirt to show off my legs and covered up my cleavage as I don’t want to give too much away, I’m totally wearing natural make-up that took me 3 hours to do! Wish me luck!
Guy:
Fingers crossed she’s showing off her tits, they’re awesome!
During date:
Girl:
He’s being so nice to me, I might even stay over
Guy:
She’s well fit, want to bang her so bad!
That night:
The next morning:
Girl:
On my god, he is the best person ever! I’m totally going to be with him. There were fireworks, chemistry it’s all so romantic!
Guy:
Boom!
A week later:
Girl:
Can’t believe he’s not text or called, if he’s not into me the least he can do is just tell me rather than go AWOL… I’m a big girl. Urrghhh I hate men!
Guy:
To another girl: “So when are you going to let me take you out babe?”
What my friends have to say on the matter…
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